Un beţiv stătea pe marginea trotuarului, în faţa unui bar. Un trecător mai milos îi spune :
– Măi, omule, de ce stai aici, du-te acasă şi te culcă!
Beţivul răspunde :
– Auzi, bă, eu nu sunt om, eu sunt Dumnezeu!
Omul îi spune:
– Nu te cred!
– Hai să-ţi demonstrez!
Îl ia beţivul de braţ pe omul respectiv şi intră în bar. Barmanul, când îl vede, îşi ridică mâinile şi zice:
– Dumnezeule! Iar ai venit!
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